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17.02.2017

"You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!" Director: Dennis Dugan Writers: Tim Herlihy and Adam Sandler Cinematographer: Arthur Albert Composer: Mark Mothersbaugh Cast: Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonald, Julie Bowen, Frances Bay, Carl Weathers, Bob Barker, Richard Kiel, Dennis Dugan, Joe Flaherty, Kevin Nealon and Ben Stiller Review: Still Adam Sandler's funniest movie. It's endlessly quotable.

Previous rating: 8/10 New rating: 8/10

10.02.2017

"Vi har ingen narturlige fiender. Bortsett fra oss selv." Director: Øystein Karlsen Writer: Øystein Karlsen Cinematographer: Pål Bugge Haagenrud Composer: Knut Avenstroup Haugen Cast: Jon Øigarden, Tuva Novotny, Anders Baasmo Christiansen, Atle Antonsen, Lennart Jähkel, Rebecka Hemse, Iben Hjejle and Sten Ljunggren Review: A pretty standard and mediocre Norwegian crime flick. I feel like the director tries to hard to be Norway's answer to Tarantino or Guy Richie. It has it's moments, but it's mostly forgettable.

Previous rating: N/A New rating: 5/10

10.02.2017

"Well, Mr. Stello, in the Coast Guard to say you gotta go out. But they don't say you gotta come back in. That's regulation, you know." Director: Craig Gillespie Writers: Scott Silver, Paul Tamasy, Eric Johnson, Casey Sherman and Michael J. Tougias Cinematographer: Javier Aguirresarobe Composer: Carter Burwell Cast: Chris Pine, Casey Affleck, Ben Foster, Eric Bana, Holliday Grainger, John Ortiz, Kyle Gallner, John Magaro, Graham McTavish, Michael Raymond-James, Beau Knapp, Josh Stewart, Abraham Benrubi and Keiynan Lonsdale Review: This was a movie i heard a lot of good things about right when it was released and then it just sort of disappeared. Well, i caught it on TV today and while i did enjoy it, i can see why people forgot it so soon. It's not very memorable. It has a great cast and everyone gives a good performance, but the story isn't all that exciting and the direction is boring. Worth watching on TV, but nothing much more than that.

Previous rating: N/A New rating: 7/10

09.02.2017

"Det har gjort et veldig inntrykk på meg, at de ulykker som rammer land og folk, legges på meg." Director: Erik Poppe Writers: Harald Rosenløw-Eeg and Jan Trygve Røyneland Cinematographer: John Christian Rosenlund Composer: Johan Söderqvist Cast: Jesper Christensen, Anders Baasmo Christiansen, Karl Markovics, Tuva Novotny, Katharina Schüttler, Erik Hivju, Svein Tindberg, Arthur Hakalahti, Juliane Köhler and Rolf Kristian Larsen Review: This was Norway's choice for the Academy Awards this year, and while it didn't get the nomination, i still wanted to check it out. I also find World War II very interesting and i love watching movies about the different aspects of the war. Now i haven't watched any of the movies that did the get nomination for best foreign language movie at the Oscars, but i really think this one deserved it. I really enjoyed it. And i'm not just saying that because i'm Norwegian. A lot of the movies we put out don't deserve the nomination lake The Wave last year, but this was something else. A war movie that wasn't just about the major battles. And the performances were also all fantastic. Especially from Jesper Christensen who played King Haakon VII. His performance alone was awards worthy. I really think this is a movie worth checking out even if you aren't Norwegian. Especially if you are interested in World War II.

Previous rating: N/A New rating: 8/10

08.02.2017

"We're Cain and Able. We're Kennedy and Oswald. We're shit in the bottom of somebody's shoe." Director: Clint Eastwood Writers: Michael Connelly and Brian Helgeland Cinematographer: Tom Stern Composer: Lennie Niehaus Cast: Clint Eastwood, Jeff Daniels, Anjelica Huston, Wanda De Jesus, Tina Lifford, Paul Rodriguez and Dylan Walsh Review: I can see why this isn't one of Clint's more popular movies. It's just so generic and predictable. I just watched it and i'm already starting to forget it. But it wasn't a bad movie. It did keep me interested for the most of it. I did start losing focus near the end though. And i also found it just weird and unnecessary that Clint and the woman he is helping in the movie, who is almost 30 years younger than him, started doing it in the movie. It added nothing to the story and it was just cringeworthy to watch them make out. It's like watching your dad make out with a girl you went to school with.

Previous rating: N/A New rating: 6/10

05.02.2017

"Please, I am not super. I am not a villain. I'm just a regular man like yourself with a thousand times more money, intelligence and taste." Director: Ivan Reitman Writer: Don Payne Cinematographer: Don Burgess Composer: Teddy Castellucci Cast: Uma Thurman, Luke Wilson, Anna Faris, Rainn Wilson, Eddie Izzard, Stelio Savante, Mike Iorio, Mark Consuelos and Wanda Sykes Review: Wanda Sykes should have had more scenes. She was by far the best part about this movie. Other than that this was just bland and forgettable.

Previous rating: N/A New rating: 4/10

05.02.2017

"You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We could be that mistake!" Director: Greg Mottola Writers: Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg Cinematographer: Russ T. Alsobrook Composer: Lyle Workman Cast: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Bill Hader, Seth Rogen, Martha MacIsaac, Emma Stone, Aviva Baumann, Joe Lo Truglio and Kevin Corrigan Review: Fuck! I can't believe this movie came out 10 years ago this year. That makes me feel so fucking old. This movie came out at the perfect time for me when i was in my last year of high school. This was the funniest movie i had ever seen at the time and i related to the main characters so fucking well. Over the years my love for it has gone down a little, but it's still a hilarious movie for the most of it. It is definitely a little too long and the ending just keeps going and going, but no other movie makes me miss high school as much as this one does. And i never thought i would miss that place. It was a simpler time. Also, one last thing. Emma Stone hasn't aged a day since this movie came out.

Previous rating: 8/10 New rating: 8/10